The Dark Knight…..

It’s confession time on www.chachisays.com .  This is going to be hard, to talk about because i dont mention it alot, err i used to not mention it alot.

*sigh* I’m batman.

Now im not just going to leave it at that, ill back it up with evidence that i made up on the spot right now to support my claim.

Here are things i heard most:

Claim: Chachi, You dont wear pants, Batman wears Pants. 

Fact: You spend all night in tight leather pants and then tell me how you feel about pants.

Claim: Chachi, You don’t have a sweet ass car.

Fact: Yes, Im really gonna drive around in the batmobile all the time. I didn’t want to attract attention before plus, you know what that thing cost to fill up!

Claim: Chach, your not rich.

Fact: prove it

Claim: You don’t have a sidekick.

Fact: I have several. why do you think @djlunchbox and @sorgatron hang around all the time.

Now i can go on all day but honestly i have a city to save.

Chachi Says: When it all comes down to it. i give you one major fact that proves it above all else.  You have never seen batman and i in the same place at the same time.