Archive for August, 2008

Frick, its only thursday

Posted in Uncategorized on August 21, 2008 by chachisays

Welcome one and all to the Day commonly known as Thursday, or if you have ever read my blog, the day I refer to as wanna be Friday.

I skipped yesterday. I don’t know why. Actually I do.
See now that I am an actual employee here at EIN. They are hitting me hard with work. And im destroying everything they are giving me. In a good way mind you. It just forces my attention else where other then the interwebz. One of the new things they are going to start making me do is morning ops.

Now morning ops requires me to be at work by 6:30 am. Which is fine. I just go to bed earlier and get up earlier and get to come home earlier. Fine by me. However whats not fine by me, is me not remembering that this doesn’t start until next Wednesday. I woke up yesterday at 6:40 am which by any other day is normal. However filled with this thought that I had to be at work at 6:30 am, thought I was late. I was up and out the door quick as hell to find out that I was about an hour early. Why? Because who has two thumbs and a bad memory? This guy! So yea that was my Wednesday.

Now on to more pressing items.

The college kids are back in town. Im loving it. So much excitement and entertainment right outside my place of employment. Inexperienced drivers stopping at every cop they see. Almost hitting just as many pedestrians in the process. New College students not paying attention to those big metal objects with wheels heading towards them at a high enough speed to shatter a spleen.**** Very entertaining. I would offer them assistance in finding their way or teaching the Freshman of College what a cross walk is or what those lights flashing red next to the cross walk means. However they get no sympathy from me. Which is really bad considering that I’ve given people Klondike bars outside of my work on break just to cheer them up. But here is the reason; they have made it through 12 years of education. Now im not saying that they are smart or that they have common sense, but my dogs know when its not safe to cross a street. So that tells me that it can’t be all that difficult for one that should have more intelligence then a dog to know when or when not to cross a street. Thank You America for dropping the education standards and raising Michael Phelps and The Gold winning Women’s Beach Volley ball team!

The next section of my blog is most likely going to be vulgar and indecent. Do I apologize for it… Nope! Deal with it!

So watching the Olympics has taught me that the Woman Gymnastics teams from around the world are some of the toughest people ever. I watched the beam routines for the gold and that was just insane. They would do moves and come down and land crotch first on the beam…….. On purpose! I deem these ladies Tough !@*& (haha I couldn’t do that here, the last thing I need is a pissed off group of females stalking me cause I used an extremely in approapriate word to describe some of their sex mates) Its just hardcore shit. Now I don’t know if the guys do it or not. But if so. Ouch. That’s it just ouch.

Chachi Says: between the stupid ass freshman that cant cross the street and the tough ass Olympic competition my life is just filled with entertainment. Who knows what your gonna see when you are not looking!




Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2008 by chachisays

Forgive me Father, For I have sinned. It has been way to long since I have done this. And I apologize. Please allow me to repent with an extremely long one.

Now before we get started I must ask that you use the restroom, or try too. Also grab something to drink and a snack we are in for a long ass ride. We are going to start this off right with last Fridays Friday 5 because of work I was unable to do this as normal, so we are gonna throw this up here right now.

  1. What did you last replace batteries for?

Wireless Guitar Hero Guitar, totally worth it!

  1. What have you thrown away that you probably could have had repaired?

8 gb hard drive. Just didn’t feel like wasting my time on it. I have others. Bigger stronger and faster.

  1. Among items in your line of sight right now, what should probably be put in the trash?

The pc speakers that are sitting here that don’t work. They are just decoration taking up space on my desk, I can use them to hold stuff up for me!

  1. When did you last use disposable cutlery while dining in your house?

The none decorative chop sticks the nice Chinese brought me. Other then that, if im eating in my house and it requires cutlery I use real stuff, not plastic wimpy stuff. Unless it’s a Spork. LONG LIVE THE SPORK.

  1. Whose actions cause you to waste time you otherwise wouldn’t waste?

A lot of peoples actions cause me to waste time I normally wouldn’t waste.

Now that its outta the way lets move on to the rest of everything.

So here is the low down, recap, of everything that is everything.

I brought my sister down for a week. It was fun I showed her the city, we went to warped tour saw a lot of great bands old and new, she passed out from the heat. We revived her and she finished like a champ. We hung out with sorgs and a lunchbox and played some Halo. Most entertaining game of Halo ever experienced. It was a great week. I enjoyed seeing and hanging out with my sister. ****

So everyone that reads this knows that I was offered a position with Us Banks. I accepted that position and then had to reject it. I was currently working for a non profit company that provides and supports computer equipment and networking to every library in Alleghany County. Well my position with them was originally temporary because they didn’t think they would be able to pull together enough to match. Well two days before I was supposed to leave the company for my new job. They came to me with a not just a matching offer but a better offer. So needless to say im still there. Its hectic at time, but hey what can I say, I have a thing for librarians. And the scenery outside, nature, city, and people watching on break is rather fun. I consider it a bonus perk.

Now on to twitter. My blackberry is dead. Im clumsy and I broke it beyond repair. Luckily I have a back up phone. The downside…. The battery on the backup phone is not all that great so twitter kills the phone. A new battery is on its way so I will be back.

Chachi Says: Sometimes you have to force life to slow down just so you can get everything in. I may have missed a lot but im making up for each day.


**** I found out that the day after i returned my sister to my fathers house that she ran away and they hadn’t seen her in two weeks. no worries i have since located her and put the duty in someone else’s hands. you know her parents.

Friday 5

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2008 by chachisays
  1. In Citizen Kane, the main character’s last word before dying is “Rosebud,” which is discovered later to be the name of a favorite childhood sled. The idea is that this rich, powerful, hated man, in his last moment, finds himself thinking of happy, innocent times. If the film were about your life, what word might you utter in similar sentiment?

*croaks* niiintennnndooooo……. Lmao no that’s just because I fancy myself a nerd. Actually it would prolly be my original sit and spin. That thing was extremely bomb dizzling. I mean what more could you want. You got to sit ANNNND you got to spin. Now tell me that it isn’t a great way to spend an afternoon! Seriously try and tell me that, cause if you do, I’ll just run and tell my mommy.

  1. In Groundhog Day, the main character is forced to live the same day again and again until he has learned to love others and to love himself. If you found yourself in an endless loop, living one day repeatedly until you learned the lesson that was holding you back, what would that lesson be?

Do not urinate on the electric fence. No matter how many times I do it I still forget not too.

  1. In Freaky Friday, a mother and daughter who have difficulty understanding each other find themselves each living the other’s life (occupying the other’s body and everything!). If this were to happen to you for similar reasons, whose body would you wake up in?

Bill Gates, then transfer his account balance to my account. Or, keep it the same and take myself out.

  1. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones has to jump into an underground room filmed with the one thing that freaks him out: snakes. “Why did it have to be snakes?” he asks. If the movie were about you, what would you see in the underground room?

Bats….. I hate Bats.

  1. In Sideways, the main character is asked to explain his love for wine made from a certain grape. As he describes the grape, we realizes he is also describing himself, saying that it must be carefully tended and that it is easily damaged. If the film were about you, what passion (hobby, food, collectible, or activity, for example) would you describe and how would you describe it so that you were also describing yourself? *

Video games. You know, when the graphics are just so beautiful and flawless and the game play is so intriguing and enjoyable.

Friday 5

Posted in Uncategorized on August 1, 2008 by chachisays
  1. Of television programs that aired before you were born, what’s your favorite?

Mash, I don’t know why, but it intrigues me. Maybe it’s why this country gets into conflicts like that, because they hang out get drunk and hilarious antics ensue.*

  1. What person of historical significance was from your neighborhood or city?

I live in Pittsburgh, There is a ton! How about Andrew Carnegie, theres a good one.

  1. What’s a story that’s often been told about someone in your family in the years before you came along?

The only stories like that I can remember I will not share here.

  1. Which of previous generations’ dumb mistakes (in deed or thought) baffles you the most?

Slavery. Nuff said.

  1. What aspect of life in the good old days would you love to see a return to?

Cost of living.