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Cavemen still exist,

Now if you happen to pay attention when you out to places you will notice that cave drawings and the existance of neanderthal’s is a current thing.

Let me explain,

Now they took away our private employee bathroom when people started stealing things from the musuem, I understood why they blocked it off and dealt with it. Now my co workers and i have to use the library’s public restroom.

now in this restroom there are a few urinals and a few stalls. however one stall is the artistic stall.

here are some examples taken with my cell phone for this purpose. this is just from this week. I would like to state that i did not add to this wall regardless of what you think the images were added by other people.

Now here is the best part. This is just from this week. This section of the wall is painted white once a week. ONCE A WEEK. which means that people are adding to this thing weekly enough to guarentee one janitors job.

Chachi says: long live the cave…..

WTF was i thinking Friday

Afternoon of the Dead…….

I just came from a break upon which we discuss what i have to say i spend most of the time thinking about…..

and something that most people should spend a decent amount of time thinking about….

The Zombie Apocalypse.

Now im not going to go into details on how to survive said zombie attack.
Because honestly if your reading this then you already now. and if you dont, well im sorry but your gonna end up zombie fodder and ill miss you dearly. Honestly i will.

Now after thinking about it ive realized that i have always lived in the ideal location should the zombie attack happen.
Near a convience store, near a grocery store, near a fast food resteraunt. Now im not saying that in all cases the trip would be zombie free but it would be safer then living other places.

Lets take my current place of residency for example. Within a block is a grocery store, three blocks is a gas station and another convienance store.
and if i get bored because the internet went out while i was boarded up in my house, there is a video store two blocks away. And with that im set in the ways of food stuffs, gas, kerosine, and entertainment.

Now my house is almost fortress like with a few flaws. On the first floor i have 4 windows. one is too far off the ground for a zombie to reach. One is two small for a zombie to utilize, and the other two are my main problems. Two semi big bay type windows. Now i know your thinking “well eff chach, your screwed” alas thats where your wrong my dear friends. see the advantages of redoing parts of a house is that you always have left over materials. Which means that i have enough wood, cement, and appropriate tools to take care of said problem. Another flaw is the back door. while decorative and nice looking and well protected with a security system to stop normal criminals, the glass would be an easy target for zombies. and once again, i have that figured out as well. i kept the steel door that was on there from before and can easily change it out when i recieve word of an attack. So the house is my base….

I dont know what made me do a post on my plan of action in the event of a zombie attack.

However if your smart enough to make it to my place without becoming zombie fodder your more then welcome. i have enough food and weapons to go around.

Chachi Says: i can take zombies………Can you?

peace.