Story Time with Uncle Chachi.

So yesterday, on twitter i said this.


just transferred a sales call to the elevator. on purpose. tomorrow i’ll tell you the tale of the phone in the elevator.

18 hours ago Favorite Reply Delete

So gather around Lads, and Lasses as i tell the tale of the Phone in the Elevator(awesome echo effect and scary lights even though its not a scary story)

A long long time in a neighborhood not so far away, lived a boy and his friends. The boy used to work a lot of bad jobs while in school and preparing for school.  And still managed time to meet new people. In a time before twitter(gasp! i know. remember those times? what were we thinking…)

Well, a friend of the boys was also working a shitty, in a call center of a tech school, the job was to call high school students and convince them to come visit.

The recruiter would go to the schools, pitch the kids. the kids would ignore them and then the recruiters would make them fill out cards with address name phone number the works.

And this was the system, recruiter would get the info, Call center would call them. Kids would say no. Easy Peasy. Until, one fateful day, when the recruiter ran into a smart ass high school student.( and i know what your thinking, umm uncle chachi, all high school students are smart asses. and you would be right. But this one took the cake. mmmmm, Cake.)

This student would give me and two others endless hours of entertain just via telephone.

Enter the beautiful and mysterious Elevator Phone!

As you know, living in the city every elevator has a phone. and every phone has a number that you can reach from the outside. problem is, its hard to get these numbers.

Yet, i am in possession of said number. i have called many times, and have messed with many a person. and until recently have never wanted to know where this elevator is. i’ve called every day this week and there was no one on


so fail.

One day, i will learn the secret, and i will bust a move.

Chachi Says: its the little things that count in this big roller coaster that we call life.  one day i will find the elevator. and i will ride that elevator. until then, i have a goal. im weird like that yo.


2 Responses to “Story Time with Uncle Chachi.”

  1. That is funny. I would love the phone number to above mentioned mystery elevator 🙂

    btw your twitter links don’t work.

  2. PixieDust Says:

    When you ride said elevator, you must post pics of you with said phone. 🙂

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